Thursday, January 28, 2010
No more than meets the eye.
Don't get excited, it's not that kind of Transformer. It's amazing what passed for kids entertainment back in the day.
This isn't weird so much as it is crafty-cool
I gather from the marking "US-zone Germany" that this is post-WWI and pre-Berlin Wall.
wicked.
wicked.
What happens in Vegas...
is nothing compared to getting your kids a toy roulette wheel! Of course it matches the kiddie craps table so nicely...
Adult companion piece:
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
A collection of kiddie firearms sure to make Charlton Heston smile from on high. I'm assuming he went to heaven, I mean he was Moses fer Chrissakes!
Only you can prevent bear benders
Poor Ol' Smokey the Bear has fallen on hard times. He looks like a Monchichi on heroin.
9, 10 Never sleep again...
For those of you who want your children to be scarred for life I present this god-awful abomination:
Third Reich Laugh Riot
Nothing says the innocence of youth like a cap shooting replica of a WWII German death machine.
Turn around and show me what you're workin' with!
If you're anything like me the picture you really want to see on this auction is of his bright red baboon ass!
Blog of Misfit Toys
Today's theme is toys, both fun & bizarre.
Drink...more...Ovaltine. A lousy commercial?!?!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
"Elegant Special Occasions Rhinestone Necklace"
If by "special occasions" you mean going to the grocery store, then yes. (I would wear this EVERYWHERE)
My Fembot costume is complete!
This boots were not made for walkin' they were made for being worshiped on a pedestal with offerings of glitter and rhinestones being made to them every hour on the hour!
Don't you make my Topaz blue...well on second thought
Technically this isn't my birthstone, but technically I really like and no one will know, so bite me I'm callin' it Aquamarine!
Get some value for your values!
This is a pretty cool little bracelet, read their description for an explanation.
You can't stop the glitter!
Today's theme is sparklies. I am a sucker for a littler glimmer, so here we go...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Don't let a complete lack of ability hold you back!
There's folk art and then there's crap, I think this is the latter rathe than the former.
Cyclops bunny
What is it with one-eyed plush creatures? Other than a hlarious lack of depth perception I don't get the attraction.
Adorable weirdness, doing it pretty good akshully...
For a one-eyed freak this one is pretty durn cute.
This thing tastes funny and I have string in my teeth!
Hey look kids, it's a retarded piece of toast with hair!
Freaky Plushie Day, YAY!
Today's theme is freaky plushies, can you say "freaky plushies" boys and girls? Yes, I knew you could.
Clovis the Caterpillar is clearly the creepiest, cuddliest, cock-eyed creation ever.
Monday, January 25, 2010
You say Katydid, i say KatyDON'T!
Who wants a giant creepy ass bug to put on their wall?
Yeah, me neither...
Put some salt on that thing!
Why in God's name would you crochet a slug?!?
2nd only to the Sea Urchin as least cuddly creature ever.
Check out those choppers!
I often find false teeth strangely disconcerting.
And I apparently find reverse image, letterpress blocks of dentures to be even more disconcerting...
E=MC Yaaaaaaaar!
Pirate Einstein!
I don't understand it, but I kinda' like it. (but then the same could be said for the Theory of Relativity in my case)
Stomp a mudhole!
Sexy, sexy moon boots!
These are perfect for lowly worms to lick or you know, just scaring your coworkers a bit. In my experience Demonia shoes run large, so these may actually be good for a 6 1/2 or 7!
And we were swingin'...
I think this is one of them there dirty sex swings...
Well to be fair it didn't start out that way (some sort of special needs accoutrement), but just consider this me helping them expand their purchasing audience!
Boot Scootin' Quilt
I found this at Carter's Creek Station Antiques in Columbia, TN.
Good for keeping cowboys warm on those cold nights out on the prairie!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Old school iPod
For those who like to kick it like it's 1969...
What the fail to illustrate in pictures or description is that the lid is made of speakers that unlock from one another and can be placed some distance from the record player itself in order to facilitate full-on, loud-ass rockin' out.
If it's good enough for a ficticious cannibal, it's good enough for my kid!
Strap that kid down!
Nothing is better for your special needs child's self esteem than lashing them to a board like friggin' Hannibal Lector!
Black Velvet if you please...
Guaranteed to class up your pad.
Not only is the fanciest velvet wolf painting you ever did see, but it is signed. They say art is a good investment, hellooooo retirement!
Rocky's got nothin' on him!
Check out this little gem! (click the image to see the listing)
They describe the item as having the ability to spring (I assume they mean some sort of spring-loaded jump), but that it lacks directions. I'm not entirely sure how complicated a raccoon carcass with a spring in it could be or what the magic trick in all of this is supposed to be, but I am seriously curious to find out.
They describe the item as having the ability to spring (I assume they mean some sort of spring-loaded jump), but that it lacks directions. I'm not entirely sure how complicated a raccoon carcass with a spring in it could be or what the magic trick in all of this is supposed to be, but I am seriously curious to find out.
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Being someone who trolls the internet for the strange and unusual I find myself with a strong desire to share with the class. I have started this blog as an outlet for all of the unusual, hideous, fun & funky treasures that the internet has to offer!
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